my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize
