Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Randomize
