People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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