somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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