yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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