you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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