it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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