You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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