she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
that may or may not have been my penis.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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