A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Randomize
