Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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