whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
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