One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
So many bounce houses so little time
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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