i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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