you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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