i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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