You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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