I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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