who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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