My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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