in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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