Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Randomize
