dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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