it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Randomize
