I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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