I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Randomize
