dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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