WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
oh god was she eating orange peels again
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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