How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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