she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
