It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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