On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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