Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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