Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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