Umm I'm too high to move.
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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