Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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