can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
The power of my boobs compel you
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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