It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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