Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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