i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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