I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I'm bleeding and have questions
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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