I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Less talking, more tequila
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I will pee on everything he values.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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