At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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