If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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