check it out our google latitudes are spooning
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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