don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
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