I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
3pm strippers are depressing
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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