dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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