my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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