is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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