My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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