So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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