I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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