Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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