do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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