I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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