You surviving the open bar?
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You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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