Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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