just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Who wears a wallet chain?!
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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